A Lot Faster Than They Look!
10. You are too slow if you are getting passed by the tow truck
9. I was so slow I was ORDERED to pass under the yellow flag
8. I think corner workers give EVERYBODY the finger
7. My team mates kept yelling into my radio, “it’s the pedal on the right”
6. I kept trying to find the ON-STAR button to ask for assistance
5. Other teams nicknamed me “that slow guy…” as in, “hey, there’s that slow guy…”
4. My team passed out eggs to spectators
3. With no windows, when it’s snowing OUTSIDE your car it’s also snowing INSIDE your car
2. When you are 4 abreast coming into a corner, someone is off line
1. Receiving Best Blind Driver award.
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You forgot to mention that your slowness messed up the aerodynamics of the car as it sliced through the sheets of rain, thus causing water to enter the cockpit and short out the spark box. So, really, YOU are the reason the car broke too! 😉